The queen always gets a thorough TSA patdown.
Joan: how was your trip
me: it was good. but they did an x-ray body scan of me at the cincinnati airport!
i did not like it one bit
Joan: well...
you do look kinda terroristy!!!!!
me: i was wearing a t-shrit i got from target that says "ENGLAND" across it
that's probably why
Joan: yes, that would do it
